There’s nothing stopping you from exploring a phone sex fantasy of getting it on in a raft in the lake when the lake..in your mind.
Think of as many different scenarios as you can: the library, the back of your car, Paris, in an airplane, at a Costco, etc.
Lauren suggests, “Imagine I’m a sex robot you can program to do whatever you want. Imagine if I had done [insert alternative sexy activity].” Some jumping off points, should you need: “What if you realized I was wearing a strap-on under my bikini?
” or “What if we were invited by a sexy woman on the beach to have a threesome?
The rap DJ was meant to send his money details over to his love interest ahead of a date coming up the following week, but has been left red-faced after sending them across to his fans instead.
On the offending upload there was a picture of his card, with text next to it which read: ‘Baby looking forward taking you to dinner on Thursday. #scammers#Imsneakingoutofthehotelonmonday.’ So fucked up!
Luckily, Lauren Rules, a professional phone sex operator with over 15 years of experience, is here to give her top 14 tips on how to have the best, most non-awkward phone sex of your life.
Read on for general advice — and most importantly — straight-up lines of dialogue you can steal and put in your back pocket.
You might find yourself following along with your partner’s imagination, or you might be taking the reins yourself.
It helps if you’re already turned on before you talk on the phone.
That way, you’re not going from, “Listen to this annoying ass thing that happened to me at the grocery store today,” to “you like that?
‘I appreciate you may wanna get nails, hair and a wax. ‘Use my card it’s black with private banking so there’s no limit ( but don’t be buying a new car lol).’ Once the star had realised his faux pas he was quick to take to social media to announce his woes. Accidentally Snapchat my credit cards, Had 186 screen grabs!
While some are completely bemused by the situation, others are highly amused and thus ripping him to shreds.