You’re entirely unhelpful.” Tony gasped loudly, before pouting. Honestly, where is the respect these days-” “Aunt May tells me respect is a two way street-” “Aunt May didn’t sit her ass on a nuke and fly it through a portal into an alien hellscape,” Tony told him, and it was true, so Peter just nodded in defeat. “If they don’t like you at the end, I’ll kick their ass,” Tony mumbled, eyes fluttering shut for a few seconds before he forced them open again.There was a short silence where Tony shuffled a little and sunk further into the cushions. Maybe it wasn’t a mansion, but Peter guessed Tony liked that. This happened several times, until finally they shut and didn’t reopen.Aren’t you currently on your super duper important date right now?I swear, Parker, if you make my 2am wakeup call for nothing just so you can ask me for reactor-grade plutonium again I’m going to throttle you.
Peter nodded with a laugh; looking out over the view and kicking his legs against the wall as they dangled over the ledge. You’ve been hurt in the past, so it’s hard to trust your instincts. But, eventually you need to pick up the pieces and move forward. If it’s been a while, why would he have stuck around if he didn’t take you seriously? Here are 6 tips for being single and happy: Dating can be tricky. “But if I don’t plan, it might all go wrong.” “And if you do plan, it’ll definitely go wrong.Trust me, kid, I’ve been there,” Tony told him, before looking around, “do you have a notepad? The words coming out of my mouth will undoubtedly be invaluable.By the time he’d landed them on the side of the tower and warned them not to fall off, Michelle had been almost ecstatic with excitement. Peter pulled out his phone as she stared out ahead of her and smiled into the sunset. There wasn’t a reply for a moment, and Peter filed it with a lick on his icecream, but then his phone buzzed and he looked down. You really like this guy, but you can’t help but wonder how seriously he takes you. Engage the audience, which is, in this case, your date. ” Peter nodded, wondering if it would be weird if he actually did go and fetch a notebook. If only he could tell his overworking brain and his damn shaky hands that. “I just…” Peter lost the trail again and paused, trying to pull it back. He poked Peter in the side with his foot, eliciting a whispered yell of surprise. ” They both laughed quietly, and Peter looked over to Tony, curled up like a cat on his couch, slowly accumulating more and more pillows as the conversation went on. ” Tony did a little head jerk; shutting his eyes and jutting out his chin. Why do you automatically jump to him being a thief?Eye contact- but not too much, You’re not a psychopath, merely an enamoured individual. “Okay, so you know them, which means it’ll be easier to talk to them about relevant subjects. But still- no periodic table songs.” “No periodic table songs,” Peter agreed, nodding seriously. “Don’t say stupid stuff, Peter, you’re supposed to be a genius. They’ve put up with you for this long, so they’ll almost certainly be ready for whatever crazy shit you undoubtedly end up flinging at them.” Peter huffed. “You know- you don’t really give off the vibe of an experienced dater when you look like that,” he commented mildly. Couldn’t he just have, I don’t know, moved away or something? ” “I never said the people you to know that Liz’s dad was the God Damn Vulture-” “I’m just saying,” Tony shook his head, raising his hands defensively, “you have a worse track record than I” Tony paused, giving it a thought.“What can I say- I have connections.” Michelle shot him a look.“See, it hurts me, because I can’t physically make fun of you for that, seeing as it’s actually true,” she shook her head, tucking a kinky strand of hair behind her ear, to pick us up and drop us off here?